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snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

letskeepshitsimpleariel:

She sometimes just likes to lay there watching me and if I don’t pay attention to her she starts doing this.

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

“The floor is lava!”

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

popcrimes:

"The queen of rap, slayin’ with Queen Bey"

Nicki and Beyonce off to conquer Rome or something.